URGENT URGENT URGENT MESSAGE!!!!! Only you can prevent a major...

URGENT URGENT URGENT MESSAGE!!!!! Only you can prevent a major catastrophe from taking place! It is VITALLY IMPORTANT that someone buy this wonderful 4 bedroom 3 bathroom home before the neighbors find out how low it is priced. Because, if they find out, my name is going to be MUD! (or probably something much worse). Imagine yourself owning one of the many upscale homes in this very preferred neighborhood, living just mile or so from the Lake Oroville Recreation Area, and your neighbor's REALTOR lists their custom built home for barely more that $200.00 per square foot. What an OUTRAGE! Well, you can prevent all this from happening by quietly making an offer that could be accepted so fast that nobody will notice what a great purchase you made. Check this out! Your new purchase will include the main floor with a tiled grand entrance that opens into the light & airy sunken great room, graced with a cathedral ceiling and windows that impressively extend towards the upper reaches of the room; a well thought-out kitchen design that makes the preparation of even the largest of meals much easier, while providing more cabinet space than you may ever need; formal dining room; a bonus room area with breakfast bar, just off the kitchen; as well as a guest bedroom with walk-on closet; the laundry room; and a guest bathroom. Upstairs is as stately as the main level with a plus-sized master suite that includes a bonus room of its own which would make a great office, reading room, craft room or...(you complete the sentence). No need to ration closet space in this room as the walk-in closet is complimented by additional closet space in the master bathroom. And don't worry about the other large upstairs guest bedrooms, they have plenty of closet space too. Speaking of space, head outdoors and wander around the fully fenced backyard to see the nice patio area, the mature and majestic trees, the neatly manicured landscaping, and envision all the possibilities this yard has to offer, it is quite impressive. There is plenty more to see, including the custom Hunter Douglas Silhouette window shades, but you will need to schedule a private (and secret) showing to see it all. But hurry please before the neighbors figure out what I have done! - Photo Note: Wide angle lenses have been used to provide the most complete view possible of this home. This may result in some visible distortion of room sizes and wall & ceiling angles. Photos have also been corrected for color and exposure.