The list of what this property doesn't have would be much...

The list of what this property doesn't have would be much shorter than the list of what it does have. Just the highlights include over 4500 square feet of usable living space with enough storage for everybody's stuff. A 700 square foot master annex that houses its own bedroom, bathrooms, fireplace, zone climate control, walk-in closets, fully enclosed steam shower, and complete home office. The kitchen boasts a commercial grade stove and hood with its own heat lamps and separate convection oven. The counters were upgraded to imported charcoal porcelain tile that will handle the hottest pans. The floor is furniture-grade white oak. The basement is finished off with a wet bar, game area, walk-in cedar closet, and ventilated workshop. Look, you are already getting tired of reading this, and my hands hurt, but I haven't even talked about the inground pool, natural gas generator, zone climate control, fireplaces, vaulted ceilings, desirable area, nearby award-winning golf course, wrap-around deck, 2-year home warranty, or the fact that it is surrounded by hardwoods and wildlife. It would be easier on us both if you just had a look yourself.